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I don't know what to say, except it's Christmas and we're all in misery.

— Jonathan E Smith (@JonathanESmith) December 25, 2013

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How am I doing financially? Let's just say if I forget my chapstick at home I'll buy a new one *snap* like that!

— Wil Railey (@GlorifiedExtra) December 14, 2013

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Giving Charlotte goodnight hugs and she pulls my glasses off, smiles sweetly, and says "mommy you's eyes is so crazy."

— Liz Willis (@lizlaughlove) December 14, 2013

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Shouldn't everything on the menu at Taco Bell just be called "My 3am Misktake"?

— Wil Railey (@GlorifiedExtra) December 13, 2013

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@woejillis If it were anyone else, this comic would make some allergic to gluten mad, but you? You might enjoy it. http://t.co/Fy3n6LKWlK

— MadMup (@madmup) December 12, 2013

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Concentrating on decorating 🙂 pic.twitter.com/Nz8UHupj3E

— Liz Willis (@lizlaughlove) December 8, 2013

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Guys, I've been really nailing it with my milk to cereal ratio lately. #blessed

— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) December 4, 2013

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She hit the floor [She hit the floor] Next thing you know Shawty got low low low low low low low low prices on all our in-stock items.

— MadMup (@madmup) December 2, 2013

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