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Your momma is so FAT32 she can only accept files of 4 GB or smaller

— Wil Railey (@GlorifiedExtra) May 25, 2015

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I spent more money last month on ice cream than I did gas. Something is either really good or really bad about that 🙈😅

— Carl Cook (@carljcook) May 20, 2015

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If you can't handle me at my Raphael, you don't deserve me at my Donatello.

— MadMup (@madmup) May 18, 2015

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@woejillis yea you did haha

— Hunter Rayne (@hunterrayne) May 15, 2015

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It's 20 minutes to 1 and I'm the stupidest man alive.

— MadMup (@madmup) May 13, 2015

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You know where Phil Collins recorded his music, right? In his stu-stu-studio.

— MadMup (@madmup) May 7, 2015

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Practicing a song and C says: "I like daddy's voice better, but your voice is pretty" 😂 // @woejillis

— Liz Willis (@lizlaughlove) May 6, 2015

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